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I was masturbating constantly
looking around agitatingly
when she walked in suddenly
and looked at me dreadfully

I zipped up my shorts embarassingly
asked if she would be in to kissing me
she turned around leaving me
but the door had locked and she had no key

I unzipped my tiger cage once again
out came willy my longtime friend
He looked around and found his need
I looked into her eyes with new found greed
At that her expression I could read
It looked a little like a plead and
"dont make me bleed"

But all I wanted was a place for my seed
a home for my   deed

I took the lead
Undid the lock
Opened the door

Surprised
she bolted and ran
Limp went my old friend Stan
No worries, I'll find a girl from Iran

grabbed my whack mag
went back to the can
started where it all began

But what did I hear
was that a faint knock?

It was her
maybe forgot her purse or a sock?
but no she was stark
naked as could be
I took her by the hand and
we began the slow arduous process
of making a baby
I explored her every crevice
listened when I got it right
My cock on the sidelines
a manual delight

but she screamed and pleaded for him to come in
I guess when its asked for its no longer a sin