Tourist.

And to your right, please cast your sight to the local
girl who makes her rounds eating everything
she finds that she cares about. There:

Less than loud, she says: 'It should
come as no surprise that I have no sky over my head,
nor that I have no ground beneath my legs. Instead,
try to keep an eye on your chest." 
Well, that's probably for the best. 

And to your left is all the rest.