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Oops! Did I say That Out Loud?

Bling Bang Boom  
Tight little iddy-biddy booty  
If it don't fit, don't force it  
You can lubricate it, so you can appreciate it  

Oops, did I say that out loud?  
Wearing Dr Dre is a bitch when you make a glitch  
 
Suck this gun like a cool chick  
It's barrel isn't that hot or that thick  
And when it comes, blow your brains while still in cuffs  
Elvis offended while doing those pelvic thrusts  
But he was merely having fun and being so gyrating futuristic  
While your parents were secretly playing with vibrating plastic  
 
I used to call myself at that time, "The Magnificent One"  
Hell, I don't call myself that now, but I still believe it to be true  
At the time, the frigid white kids would only spectate from the balcony  
With the horny white kinds leaping over with jealous gallantry to get downstairs  
Because that's where the black dudes were always performing their sexual affairs  
 
Bling Bang Boom  
Tight little iddy-biddy booty  
Protect yourself with a little soap bubble  
If you want help, I can go pop, without getting into too much trouble  
 
Oops, did I say that out loud?  
Wearing Dr Dre can mean defeat when others hear your beat  
 
How can I put down the creeps when I've been creeping from afar?  
I'm another mother fuckin' world pop star  
They called me a Hip-Hop Bipolar Southpaw  
Always left swinging up and down like an outlaw  
They warned you that I would drive the kids insane  
So don't blame me for the way your kids now reign  
 
Bling Bang Boom  
Tight little iddy-biddy booty
Thanking you for being so sweet and cute  
Next time remind me to always switch it to mute  
 
Oops, did I say that out loud?
Written by Fetchitnow
Published | Edited 21st Oct 2019
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© Fetchitnow
17 October 2019.
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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