where were you at feeding time

last night  
the cat  
slept  
on my face  
and the dog  
crawled  
under the duvet  
my pet crow  
loves  
ratz guts  
my  
jeans  
hate  
spin  
cycle  
my god  
green  
doesn't  
suit  
hedgehogs  
my medication  
feeds  
drug  
company  
shareholders  
and my alter ego  
writes  
like a donut
on heat