fortune favors the bald

So went to my almost girlfriend's sister's birthday party. Not the norm for a always looking for a hole,    
digger,gear head, alcoholic scumbag like myself. But i clean up pretty good and her dad is enthusiastic with the scotch i heard. And even though her brother is an asshole who dropped weights on himself and shit his pants at the same gym i lift at and i'm not supposed to talk about it, cuz if i do i usually don't get laid, fuck it.    
Who doesn't mind a couple snorts late afternoon.    
     
Drop quarters in front of girls with short skirts and see if they try to pick em up. Used to think this was a great ploy to see a chick's clam, but now you gotta tell the neighborhood boys to examine the back scam even further.    
Everybody's grindin.    
     
     
Shook Mr such an such's hand that day,a few times.    
Remember one time in specific though,not that i'm trying to be that in touch with another man's hand but he mentioned it first.    
     
Missing fingerprints in a semi pro palm grip,    
80 grit like,    
not the kind you use on the fender for blending and finishing before the gloss,    
but the rough,    
let's take it right down to the wood and put the veneer on after if we go too far    
     
that old man surprising strength,    
holds a handshake and looks right through your fucking chest,    
trigger puller,    
block carrier,    
driver,    
i like your style kid    
     
some guys never get manicures and even if isis or some ol japs pulls em out they will still have dirty fingernails,    
Men who build things have horrible trying hands,    
and it seems,
Men who do not envy the endurance to see a situation through