My Death Bed Confessions

On my Death bed i will confess to being.......

A Spoiled Gluttonous Bastard.
A Fat Ass.
A Lustfull Asshole.
A Pity seeking Fucktard.
A Great Big Fat Pathological Liar.
A Concealer of Wicked thoughts.
A Duntz.
An Adulterer.
A Dumbass,A Weirdo,A Strange man.
A Poop head,A Crazy man,A Not right in the head man.
A Thief.
A Evil son of a bitch.
A Killer of god's animals for fun.
A Hater.
A Loving man.
A Caring man.
A Generous man.
A Kind hearted man.
A Not so greedy man.
A Very giving man.
A God fearing man.
A Christian.

I Pray God will forgive me for all my wrongs,and take me Home!!!