thanksgiving (may want to read all the way through)

What better way
To spread thanks giving thanks
Than an alphabetical list
Mine would look a bit like this...

A ass
B big ass
C collosal ass
D dat ass
E enormous ass
F food
G gigantic ass
H hella ass
I impossibly big ass
J jiggling ass
K kick-ass ass
L large ass
M my ass
N november post thanksgiving ass
O oh my god ass
P pre thanksgiving ass
Q quilts?
R real ass
S so much ass
T thick ass
U ummm ass
V very much ass
W wiggling ass
X x amount of ass
Z zellous ass

Ok, obviously im kidding
But seriously, its almost thanksgiving
And i need to give it up to the king

I am so thankful to God
I was in a dark and
Destructive place for so long
So long I've cried
I've hurt
And somehow
Miraculously...
I got pulled through
So thank you god, for every day i
Should have never seen
For every blessing i surely did not deserve
And yes...also for that ass



(Lets not argue about religion, thanks)