Rantings in F-Sharp

Composed by the Edinburgh All-Comers Writers Club in collaboration on Tuesday 5/11/14.




Rant,cant,rave and rant cant
then run and run and end up in a pant
the F in sharp stands for fucking
the X in sex is a stand in for sucking
there's no luck in poetry, he sucks
there's lots of muck in writing, it fucks
what's a poor boy supposed to do
whilst playing with his pooh
maybe imitate a foetus in the pouch of, a kangaroo
or play coitus interruptus with a boomeroo
said Yogi yabadabadabadeen
stick it in your pipe and have a smoke the noo
once a cheetah always a cheeter
said Hilary Clinton settling into her double seater
while bill smoked a cigar and turned on his heater
he asked his bodyguard for fifty pence
for the meter
whilst Barbara Windsor wanted
him to eat her
she wouldn't let rigor mortis defeat her
so facebook decided to delete her.