The Fountain

Once upon a time a dog and a cat
Decided to climb a mountain
That went into outer space
Where atop sat a fountain

Into the fountain they looked
And saw what they really were:
Dog was a guardian angel
Cat was a rat with no fur

Cat cringed, said, 'Fuck this!'
Then jumped down and committed suicide
Dog nodded his head, wagged his tail
And barked loud with pride

One should never climb the mountain
If they don't want to see what's in the fountain...