The Correspondance Between Yom Kippur and Sexual Intercourse

On Yom Kippur the High Priest would enter "the Holy Place."    
This corresponds to the penis entering the vagina during intercourse.    
The High Priest represents (part of) God playing the husband role.    
With Israel playing the wife,with the Temple representing her body.    
Especially the Vagina-Uterus continuum.        
       
The High Priest would first enter "the Holy Place",        
Which is the vestibule to the room called,"the Holy of Holies."        
Likewise the Penis enters the Vagina,        
Which is the vestibule to the Uterus.        
       
Like the uterus is separated from the vagina by the cervix,        
A curtain separated the Holy of Holies from the Holy Place.        
     
Next, the High Priest entered the Holy of Holies itself.        
Carrying a bowl of the blood of a calf(and goat).      
He would then sprinkle that blood        
upon the side of the Ark of the Covenant        
(Which contained the 2 tablets on stone/the 10 Commandments).        
     
Likewise when the Penis enters the Vagina        
It ejaculates drops of semen which then      
Passes the cervix, - entering the uterus,itself.       
The semen then envelopes the ovum within.
(So the ark should correspond to the ovum.)        
       
Like the 10 Commandments served as the DNA for the nation,    
Governing its behavior,        
The ovum contains the DNA for the future fetus,        
The person to be born.        
       
The High Priest wore a bulbous turban,        
Likewise the erect penis has a swollen, spongy head.        
The High Priest wore 12 stones on his chest,        
Representative of the 12 tribes of Israel.        
They were arranged in 4 groups of 3 across(Exodus 28.17-21).        
(But those 12 really amount to only 2,        
If we discount the 10 tribes that seceded.)        
Likewise, the Penis carries 2 "stones"(Deuteronomy 23.1),      
Moses' term, not mine(Leviticus 21.20),      
at the base of its "neck' ie its shaft.        
       
The High Priest took away the collective sin        
of the nation of Israel by the annual ritual of Yom Kippur.        
Likewise the Penis takes away the barrenness        
Of the woman(wife) via intercourse,        
(Assuming that conception takes place).    
   
   
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