Fakebook

The place where anyone could make a friend
many people consider it as a sacred godsend

read all the banter and see who likes which post
comment on the bits and bytes that you like most

you can chat about almost anything you please
let's hope everyone’s nice and no one disagrees

post your best photos for the privileged to see
we better click ‘like’ and comment pleasantly!

“how'd you beat the grand poohbah in that game?!”
reading pathetic achievements is so fuckin' lame

flashy games and apps are certainly a big hit
need an app to chart your mind turning into shit?

select the settings that protect your privacy
but people often get offended in this society!

just unfriend the friends you don't want anymore
or download the truth app to block mindless bore!