Tongued by a horse, that's all

-Inspired by "Jet plane"-

Last night a horse tongued my face
Said he wanted to taste my sauce, lose all that lace.
Wanted to taste a fruity, forbidden juice
Coz there ain’t no bondage for a wild-hearted recluse.  

Last night a horse tongued my face
Said he wanted to get me outta my case
Wanted to get me outta my wrapper
But I got more class than a go-go slapper. 

Last night a horse tongued my face
Said we should raise the stakes; pick up the pace
So I laid my cards out on the table
Then I tied him up with a freeview cable... 

Last night a horse tongued my face
So I returned the favour with a seductive embrace
So I went on over n straddled his chair
Did a little bit of winin’ n whipped my hair. 

Last night a horse tongued my face
He was like a keyboard; he was missin’ a back space
He got all excited, sprayed cum down my leg
So I tied him up in the window n I made him beg 

This night that horse couldn’t tongue my face
He tried messin’ with this girl who looks good in lace
He tried to be big and act real cool
But now he’s raw in the window with a label saying fool.