Anger therapy

This person just was all very sad, and  called the suicide hotline before ending it all.

The volunteer had had enough of pleading for the umpteenth person  not to do it, only to hear the bang and the phone drop to the floor... "Hey, I was just wondering, do you have some money in your account?"

....Umm, yeah?.


"Well, I was just thinking, since you are going to be dead, if you could just give me your account number..."

...Umm, What?...

"Well, I am a little short this week, and since you wouldn't be using that stuff anyways, well, did you have title to a car? it would be easy enough if you could sign it and drop it in..."

...What kind of con artist are you!! Your not getting a penny and I sure as heck am not going to kill myself, just to see you   get my house car and bank ACCOUNT!!!...

"Well, I was just sayin..."

...CLICK... DIAL TONE...