"Difference"

            
           
He arrives home very late
Reeks of strange perfume
Wife walks to the closet
Returns with their biggest broom
         
He smiles and speaks
"Are you ready to sweep or fly"
She soundly beats him
But saying this takes guts, no lie
         
Some weeks later he comes in, lipstick on his shirt
She looks then shouts, 'You need to confess'
He smiles that smile, smacks her ass
And yells, "You're next"

No matter how you slice it
This demonstrates big nuts

And there you have it friends
The difference between balls and guts
         
           
*May 25, 2014*