"Sporting"

      
 Never before, and not since
 have I witnessed such a magnificent ass
 Could have set a full cup of coffee on it
 while she stood, and spilled not a drop
      
 Tropical colored thong divining
 as she walks poolside
 Male and female alike, watch, lust, hate
 Worship

 Soon her presence prides beside my coworker
 as we sit at the Cabana Bar
 Without hesitation he introduces, pleasantries exchange
 He asks if he may buy her a drink

 And then, it happens, she speaks
 something other than her name
 The curt, conceited reply informs him and all in the vicinity
 "No man buys me anything less than a bottle of Cristal"

 Silence

 My thoughts, 'There she is sports fans
 a high dollar Vegas Sporting Girl'
 Problem is, neither my friend nor anyone who hears
 gives any indication of interest

 Is she too arrogant, too risky, too risqué for the crowd
 Maybe she is too damn dumb, too expensive or a possible sting
 It must be one of these
 For yours truly, it is nearly all of the above

 She struts off in a huff, "Fuck this"
 transporting the incredible scenery
 with each oscillation
 What a pleasure to watch her leave