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"Conclusions"
It has long been said
But is it true
You know what they say
'bout the size of a man's shoe
No attempts offered
nor stated here
I speak not for every male
Size is made clear
Ladies will notice
proportion in plain view
Guys can't hide their feet
though some may wish to
This is not shared
to be vindictive nor mean
Merely a reference for many
Hell, I'm not shy, I wear size fourteen
*May 22, 1999*
Published 22nd May 2014
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22nd May 2014 8:25am
this made me chuckle, Sir... some things are not always so set in stone. i'll admit to some unpleasant surprises by judging on shoe size lol
22nd May 2014 2:41pm
LOL! Ms Katja, pleased to see you get the humor in this. :)
"... unpleasant surprises ...." You must be joking. *sarcasm* This is why I can not and will not attempt to speak for all males. :D
'Guys can't hide their feet
though some may wish to'
Thank you for painting a big smile on my face this morning.
"... unpleasant surprises ...." You must be joking. *sarcasm* This is why I can not and will not attempt to speak for all males. :D
'Guys can't hide their feet
though some may wish to'
Thank you for painting a big smile on my face this morning.
Anonymous
22nd May 2014 8:46am
Sweet EV....many visuals have crossed my mind here. LOL!!! Think I will crawl back into bed and dream some more. Enjoyed your imagination.....or has mine gone a little too wild? Xo :)
22nd May 2014 2:46pm
LMAO! Oh, ES. I nearly spewed cranberry juice all over the laptop. Thank you! I think. :D
"... many visuals .... too wild?" Never! :)
XO
"... many visuals .... too wild?" Never! :)
XO
Anonymous
22nd May 2014 8:54am
Much enjoyed the irony of this poem!
22nd May 2014 2:59pm
Ms Le Fay, thank you for your comment, and the resulting smile. :)
Irony for some. I can't speak for all. :D
Irony for some. I can't speak for all. :D
22nd May 2014 3:15pm
:) Hilarious...I agree, I've never come across someone who wears a 12 but had a 5 :)
also a pronounced adams apple usually means the same thing.
also a pronounced adams apple usually means the same thing.
22nd May 2014 3:26pm
LOL! Thank you, Ms Nikki.
You are correct, according to my limited experience.
But, judging from some comments, it seems others have seen more than I. :D
You are correct, according to my limited experience.
But, judging from some comments, it seems others have seen more than I. :D
22nd May 2014 4:54pm
LOL oh my word!! what a interesting and enlightening read... had me laughing...and all the wonderful comments.. are just icing on the cake...LOL thank you for sharing..hugs to you Mr. VP.. with respect..domore
22nd May 2014 8:14pm
Thank you, Ms D. I really appreciate your encouraging comments and hugs. :)
Awhh, hell. Truthfully, I appreciate your comments. I REALLY appreciate your hugs! Damn this honesty curse. LOL!
Happy you came to an enlightened conclusion.
Where's the money? Didn't you throw some money? :D
XO
Awhh, hell. Truthfully, I appreciate your comments. I REALLY appreciate your hugs! Damn this honesty curse. LOL!
Happy you came to an enlightened conclusion.
Where's the money? Didn't you throw some money? :D
XO
22nd May 2014 8:36pm
22nd May 2014 9:05pm
25th May 2014 4:19pm
lol. I'm not shy either my feet are a size 13
but i try to hide them or the other when it is cold
lmao
but i try to hide them or the other when it is cold
lmao
25th May 2014 10:23pm
