Tongue Blasts! --All the rage among couples At The Haiku Erotic Restaurant

 
Place a morsel of
wax from her (his) ear on your tongue
oh wow! fiery blasts!





Note from candycrier: An ancient remedy for dying love. These couples must really be in bad straits because I can't remember when an item has been this popular. One elderly gentleman came up to me with tears in his eyes, shaking his head, mumbling, "It didn't work." I advised him to try the young pudenda fish. (see last haiku) He immediately regained composure with one of the most lascivious expressions I have ever seen wreathe a man's countenance.