Hillbilly Princess

Men help her into trucks            
that she's too short to crawl into herself.            
Every guy knows, in her small town,            
her favorite dive and they fill up            
the juke box with quarters,          
so that she can play her favored/ regular line-up.            
No one, except tourists            
are bothered, regardless how many times            
she plays that same damn, Hank III song.            
She opens a tab but never closes it.            
She chews and spits            
into a Bud Light bottle, habitually.            
Even this, she does like;         
a Backwoods, Greek Goddess,            
a Redneck, Audrie Hepburn,            
a White-Trash, Princess Di.            
She carries a blade and Lord            
knows, she can fight.            
She drinks Jameson every Saturday night       
til' it's time to go to church            
and never misses a service.            
She knows the difference            
between a Panhead and a Nucklehead            
but rides a Sportster,  
a "girl bike."            
She burned a mans shed down once,            
for cheating on her.            
Folks still wonder why            
She was never charged.            
Lucky for her, she was blowing the DA.            
Her Daddy is a; blue collared, hard working,            
wealthy, son of a bitch,            
employing every family around            
and she is the closest thing            
her home town has to royalty.