i hate hump day

tried to bring my pit bull to class today
126 lecture hall
holds one hundred and some people
so a few open seats
prof said "you can't have that dog here"
puppy said "what the fuck is your problem dude?"
no reply
lecture began
fellow students began to text
each other
i took notes
puppy bit a bitch
for being belligerent about her presence
dr julius handed out papers
i got an A
me and the dog gave high fives
my fellow classmates complained about their lesser grades
and how the dog distracts them
like it's an excuse for not studying
so i pulled a glock 9 with an extended clip
and fucking killed everyone
i hope this doesn't affect my GPA