Smoke Break

The best
The biggest
The bucks

Resplendent gated community
All the splendid social events
Luxury cruises to gated resorts

The boasting
The bragging
The bullshit

Living with your mother in law
No monthly mortgage and rent free
Always at the mercy of your wife

The bias
The bigotry
The bravado

Spare me your blathering about the good life
As I am neither impressed or even interested
I'm just another coworker taking a smoke break
Not your brother, friend, confidant, or kind
Save your tales of infidelity for someone else
Just another coworker having a smoke with you
And man, you don't know what a buzz kill it is
Hearing a pig like poseur's pretentious prattle

Your madness
Your mammon
Your money

Killing yourself while living good
Obese, diabetic and quite the toper
A big life insurance policy out on you

Your meddling  
Your motives
Your move

That big assault rifle and tiny dick
The little blue hard on pills you take
Drinking rum with sugar free soda pop

Your malice
Your mockery
Your monster