HEDGEHOG TO THE RESCUE

 This poem was my contribution to Debbie Does Neverland. Its quite sophomoric and a terrible write, but when I saw this challenge I couldn't help myself but put this true story to verse.  Though you'll find contradictions on the net, it was because of the efforts of this threesome the Magnatta became embolden, and the RCMP were able to catch him.  A serial killer, he was suspected in the deaths of many more in the U.S.  But because of Canada abolish of the death penalty they wouldn't extradite him to the U.S.

Shane and Sia, twin Barbie dolls
Loved little animals sweet and small

Then one day an evil villain
Sent them videos of him killing kittens

His name was Dr. Magnatta
He even killed people with a chain saw

The poor little Barbie’s didn’t know what to do
Till their friend “The Hedgehog’ came to their rescue

With an offer to audition for pornography
Dr. Magnatta threw aside his cloak of anonymity

So instead of a sexual audition
Magnatta is spending life in prison

Now little children
Before you dismiss me as a poetic fool
Consider this,
Everything I told you is absolutely true


snugglebuck