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I Have Decided... (Predictions Concerning My Poetic Demise) (***Filler***)
I have decided the world need not read my essays.
I have decided that, yes I have.
And the world is a better place
without my letters and emails sent to friends.
But I'm still so addicted, sorry...
Poetry? Sure, a few more, plus some songs.
But they're kind of dumb these days.
And the people should be filled more
with better Lutheran country ethics instead...
Till the land and make the motors run...
Herd the stock and bake the daily bread...
And not be so run-arounded in coffee houses.
Not so social-mediated, anti-scientificated, politically discussionated...
Fine, fine, I still have one or two more essays
on economics and environmentalism.
Plus a few other stupid things, as usual...
But I'll get back to Dante and the plots of allegory,
I promise.
For now I'm kinda' retired,
Lazy and ruined of posture,
Flouridated and apathetic,
Ruled by government and traffic lights.
I kinda' like it.
I can now focus on some pizza,
Fart freely and piss in the fridge,
Pass out in my pants
And stay inside all day until 7pm.
Yes, the world is a better place without me writing in it!
I have decided that, yes I have.
And the world is a better place
without my letters and emails sent to friends.
But I'm still so addicted, sorry...
Poetry? Sure, a few more, plus some songs.
But they're kind of dumb these days.
And the people should be filled more
with better Lutheran country ethics instead...
Till the land and make the motors run...
Herd the stock and bake the daily bread...
And not be so run-arounded in coffee houses.
Not so social-mediated, anti-scientificated, politically discussionated...
Fine, fine, I still have one or two more essays
on economics and environmentalism.
Plus a few other stupid things, as usual...
But I'll get back to Dante and the plots of allegory,
I promise.
For now I'm kinda' retired,
Lazy and ruined of posture,
Flouridated and apathetic,
Ruled by government and traffic lights.
I kinda' like it.
I can now focus on some pizza,
Fart freely and piss in the fridge,
Pass out in my pants
And stay inside all day until 7pm.
Yes, the world is a better place without me writing in it!
Published 19th Mar 2014
| Edited 26th Apr 2014
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19th Mar 2014 2:27pm
Cool write, I feel my mind is fluoridated to the point that docility becomes my lifestyle
keep writing and f*ck the world :)
keep writing and f*ck the world :)
24th Mar 2014 6:11am
Thanks for the comment.
I think if the infrastructure crumbles to inevitable dust, and we are left in a scrambling mess to scavenge on the overgrown heaths of the wreckage, I think that if I went off on my own to some far mountain or even into a small agrarian commune-society being built on a harmonious sunny meadowy plain, that after the skills of survival and shelter and hunting and crops and food preparation were all ironed out, and a daily bump and grind was up and running again, then I would certainly want with me a good container's worth of some kind of powdered fluorine salt, that I could mix into my drinking water from time to time, to get that old fluoridated daze again, walking about in unquestioning, totally-accepting bliss!
I really would miss those great cities where you could walk through all day without anyone looking at or speaking to you...
I think if the infrastructure crumbles to inevitable dust, and we are left in a scrambling mess to scavenge on the overgrown heaths of the wreckage, I think that if I went off on my own to some far mountain or even into a small agrarian commune-society being built on a harmonious sunny meadowy plain, that after the skills of survival and shelter and hunting and crops and food preparation were all ironed out, and a daily bump and grind was up and running again, then I would certainly want with me a good container's worth of some kind of powdered fluorine salt, that I could mix into my drinking water from time to time, to get that old fluoridated daze again, walking about in unquestioning, totally-accepting bliss!
I really would miss those great cities where you could walk through all day without anyone looking at or speaking to you...
19th Mar 2014 5:30pm
"And the people should be filled more
with better Lutheran country ethics instead..."
... We still need someone to stir the pot.
Farts and pizza are always tempting,
but people need to know what's going on at three in the morning at some dim lit cafe, for it is where the world is saved
with better Lutheran country ethics instead..."
... We still need someone to stir the pot.
Farts and pizza are always tempting,
but people need to know what's going on at three in the morning at some dim lit cafe, for it is where the world is saved
26th Mar 2014 4:58am
Those late night cafes... Yes, the most pressing of matters are discussed and the most ingenious of ideas are laid out.
I'm certain those late night cafes have monitoring devices inside them. Corporations likely monitor what is said to find out the prevalent social spending trends, or to thieve a novel patent on some far-fangled contraption giddily dreamed up by engineering undergrads. The government and police certainly monitor what is said to weed out any useless poets who might actually become future trouble-making reactionaries, or to find potential recruits for the secret-service. And the Ancient Judaic Patriarch of Hollywood definitely slurps in all the great ideas to hit on the next blockbuster...
That's how all the great movies are made...
So watch your mouth next time you're sipping up a cup with your loyal crew in a late night cafe...
Or better yet, speak freely and openly on how you want the world to be a better place and have everything all work out!
I'm certain those late night cafes have monitoring devices inside them. Corporations likely monitor what is said to find out the prevalent social spending trends, or to thieve a novel patent on some far-fangled contraption giddily dreamed up by engineering undergrads. The government and police certainly monitor what is said to weed out any useless poets who might actually become future trouble-making reactionaries, or to find potential recruits for the secret-service. And the Ancient Judaic Patriarch of Hollywood definitely slurps in all the great ideas to hit on the next blockbuster...
That's how all the great movies are made...
So watch your mouth next time you're sipping up a cup with your loyal crew in a late night cafe...
Or better yet, speak freely and openly on how you want the world to be a better place and have everything all work out!
20th Mar 2014 6:29am
Damn, it sure is nice to have a fellow retiree around with a good healthy, Will Rodgers attitude.
I Bet you have shit kickin good songs.
Later jim
I Bet you have shit kickin good songs.
Later jim
21st Mar 2014 5:18am
Yup, I have a few guitar tunes kicking around, I'll get them up on the site in a couple of months, and get a soundcloud liaison going alongside them. Gotta' get off the road first, and procure some better motor-skill coordination before such technical feats can be set afoot...
21st Mar 2014 5:28am
I should put out that the "...piss in the fridge..." component was not my idea, but was a misfortune suffered upon a good friend of mine many years ago. Back in his student days, some people were over at his place, some of them young United State Americans, and in the later hours, it was quite apparent that they could not handle the extra percentage of Canadian domestic brewing, in that my friend walked around into the kitchen, only to see one of them standing in front of the fridge, door open, pants to his ankles, and...
