Fellowship Of One

A fellow wants you to feel the warmth of his gun
it is well polished for duty in the field
content with the quickness of the trigger
and all the spunk that it will yield
 
A fellow has read the reports about  
how some men don't get it right
in those moments when intercourse is heated  
wild longings grip horny humans so tight
 
A fellow marvels at the bewitching charms
found nearby and even overseas
the sexiest women love to smile
and they all seem to love the tease
 
A fellow wants to provide a constant weather pattern
everyday the flood of a most welcomed rain
forget about the ordeal of a naughty Bill Clinton
trying to avoid the dress and the stain
 
A fellow is getting restless in the late hours
knowing the object of his affection isn't nearby
will dream of erotic adventures so torrid  
and the sparkle found in those beautiful eyes