You hit the bong

 omg an all that shit.

Been said a few times,
when things slip from under you

you hit the bong

you know?
fuck that!
using a shit day as an excuse
has worn thin.

But i'm still fuckin skating.

I was about seven
and
there was an ashtray at my uncles house
and it fascinated the hell out of me
all you had to do was
hit the right button in the right
way,
and everything
bad,
ashy,
and interesting
went down a swirly .

lock the door
switch off the phone

push the button
and.......

I know i'm better than this,

and as i listen out for
the clatter of hoofs,

swirl.