Too young too tight too wet

I was looking forward to slating a desperate attempt at being extreme, but gently hoping that this was going to be edgy. Instead I have to imagine the grinning face of a moralistic child that needs punting.

Trust me my friend, no morals here...merely proving a point regarding a writer on here who likes to quote his number of hits ad nauseum...childish, yes, moralistic, no.

Lets see where we get to. I'm picking 100 reads in about 48 hours...place your bets...

I clicked on this after seeing Jamie's comment on the Latest Comments page. It was titled "congratulations" so I was eager to find out what poem he considered worthy of his adulation. Thus I fear my one read doesn't count. Nonetheless I found this an amusing middle finger to all those who care more about base degradation than poetry.

I'll subtract your '1' Jack :-)

I take it back. Long days and all that, plus I'm somewhat of a cunt anyway! Good luck, who is z writer?

Hey no worries...you gave me a good laugh :-)

Our mate Holdit is the 'writer' who triggered this experiment with his hit-count quotes.

Not that we ever doubted the power of a good title.

the wonderous hold it! Every town needs it's village idiot, although he has rare sparky moments of suggestive creativity. He confuses me with such things. Hmmmmm

Agreed...he has done a few pieces that worked...hate it when people fail to conform to my prejudices...

The heading is serious giving the urge to read out more into the content but not well executed by the writter

Oh fuck off...try to understand what is happening...and at least spell writer correctly...fail.

Ah...I see your numeracy skills are matched by your literary talents. This 'poem' has had about 100 hits in 24 hours, which means if I wrote 85 of these, as you have, I would have had 8500 hits in 24 hours.

I'll wait a week and see where it's gotten too, but already it is almost certain that this 'poem' will bury your 'work'...

This is not an "I told you so" Mr Holdit, it is an illustration of what the value of hits are...almost nil, my friend, when the are generated by voyeurs passing through the erotica section...

Every now and then you do write a poem, and when you do we are all very pleased, and if you gained some kind of ability to edit out the works which are products of your glaring deficiencies, you'd have 1/10th of the poems, a quarter of the hits, 5 times the comments, and 100 times the respect...

Random Poem *click* Yay! I'm part of a social experiment! :D