E.P.I. Pt 1

Oh yes
Welcome to …
Extreme political incorrectness
Part 1
Today we begin
The great re-balancing
Of diatribes gone too far
Once noble
But long since horribly abused

So which discrimination to begin with
How about the most powerful?
The minority group that secretly runs the world
No, not Skull & Bones
No, not the Neo-Cons
No, not Religious Fundamentalists
No, not the Freemasons
No, not Microsoft (but close)

It’s the minority group
That is in fact a majority
Any guesses … anyone?
Yes, it’s women
But not just any women
It’s the extremists
The feminists and the lesbians

You know …
The ones who go on mass to poetry slams
You can’t miss them
Because they just can’t resist
Talking about their vaginas
Oh it used to be period jokes
Now its Minge monologues

Whatever happened to breasts and legs?
You know …
Those things most women love to flash
In low cut tops and high cut skirts?
But not so much as a hint
Surely not all of them have pimples and fur-trees?

But there I go stereotyping again
Well I am a guy after all
Preoccupied with tits and ass
Speaking of which they never mention that
Their ass – oh no!
That’d be like men talking about baldness
You don’t go there

Anyway I digress
So they go to their poetry slams
And cast their popularity contest votes
For the worst possible acts
And talk about how great they were
And imagine each others private parts
And strap-on props
And power dressing costumes etc

Oh I’m getting bored
I’m boring myself
I’m a very boring man
But it’s not all about me
It’s about lesbians
And feminists
And their Fannies
Why?

It’s the power of the pussy
That’s what runs the world
We all know it
The eco-feminists
The ego-chauvinists
It’s the only thing
We can all agree on

Maybe men are the weaker sex
Maybe women are smarter
Maybe lesbians and feminists
Are the real sages
Maybe they see right through
Our clouds of testosterone
Maybe they should be worshipped
As goddesses

Hmm … no
I just want to convert
The good looking ones
By screwing the ass off them
What can I say?
I do swim in the shallows
Surfs up!

Next …
Gays