I don't even like sex

your face looks funny
kinda like a horse
you're really stupid too that's why you dropped out of course
your tummy is flabby and your vag hangs a bit
and most times in the morning your breath is enough to make me sick

you want babies
they might as well have rabies, keep them away
I don't want kids with you
we've been fucking for 8 months, I never plan on saying "I do"

every time you leave it's like I start to breathe again
play monday through friday then see you on the weekend
fuck you then kick you out
won't even give you a ride home
let you take the bus
then have a party at my home

your lies weren't that well disguised
you're the same as me that's how I was able to see
what you planned on doing to me

wake up and see my bottles empty and apparently you've forgotten double jeopardy
so that's it, i've had enough
get out, don't come back
instead of having stupid arguments about morality and religion
i'd rather be doing spots with the boys in the kitchen

you came in with sex and love and then tried to abuse me into submission
but unfortunately for you i'm not attached and i'm not smitten
I live on the beach in a trailer with a kitten
I stole a garage and i'm friends with lots of women
I used to be a builder but then someone nicked my hammer
so now we just get drunk and practice on our swagger

drunk to fuck
tore up
our relationship didn't work
sorry, hope your feelings aren't hurt
oh and bitch, that's my favorite shirt