'The Daily Noose'

Bombers & bloggers
Tragedy is triumphant 

Traffic gathers in a tweaked line
Traffic speeds up to wreckage
Wreaking of those fuming with exhaustion  
Speed, cause you prefer the highway

Political in the place of partial
The news carries itself away, 
While a mail carrier gets your parcel on its way

Where is such trouble in this world you say?

Posing proposing, regulating;
Marijuana laws are changing
Complaining of taxing & waging

Football, do you recalls, & puppy dogs,
Amber alerts & nostalgia where it hurts
Once again the news is tight, yet runs loose 
Cut short cause it draaaags
Whining in tales it wags
Ruthless the truth is;
Everywhere you go, there the news is
You can't loose it, tied around your neck the noose is

Bed bugs It has;
Talking of spread shoots, sperm mags
This celebrity, the new 'fad', & that old hag

Throw up on the rag;
Call it a back of throat gag
Sweat it, as you try to subtle for a bag
Replace old pad with new pad,
Distribute resent neatly into the bag