Natures Butter

Whenever Im feeling particularly anxious about something,
I go to the supermarket
and shoplift avocados with no subtly at all.

I stand in the line in my tight white top
with a large bulge on my shoulder, one at my elbow,
3 on my hip and try to act casual..

then by the time I get home,
the shoplifting anxiety has outweighed the old problem
and im feeling fine again.