high school sweetheart

i think she knows
i'm keeping one good eye
but could'nt really care
once i tripped over the lawn gnome
and she had to know i was there

a tattoo
a new scar
key my car
put your clothes back on
what if i'm not the only one watchin?

i wish i spoke more spanglish
i wish her to wish
to know my pain and anguish
turn the beat up
bang your head
dance those panties right off
lemme get a trophy
me and kaiser soze
mr white and a stripper
whoops forget to redo my zipper
need to put that thing away
i won't be fooled again
love is the short way to say
you need to quit drinking

put your clothes back on!
what if i'm not the only one watching?

i'm a jealous son of a
sunken battleship
can't seem to wash or drink this one off
i'd still love her
even if she had gingivitus
if some body pealed back her face
i'd go ronin and dreadlock my chin hairs

i wonder if she remember's me?
like how i always stood behind her in the lunch line
plucked out one of her hairs
and tied it around a fly
so she'd always have a pet by her side
but she was'nt feelin it
when i said HI!
i made you this cuz i heard your dog died

put your clothes back on!
what if i''m not the only one watchin?