spanking clouds

 
there’s a hill in Sydney called Tumbledown Dick,
I stood naked on its head the other day,
raised my arms up to the sky and prayed,
lord how I prayed
for faith, courage and forgiveness,
even though I’d settle for a little happiness,
maybe a naked nymph to suck my dick,
or cash, or both
and not forgetting cannabis, a new hi fi
a car, good health, and underwear by calvin klein,

but in response She sent me fog and rain (the bitch) !

I was so pissed off I started spanking clouds
when suddenly a cold south wind erupted in my face,
the earth began to rumble, tremble and to shake,
and between my legs a fissure opened wide, a crack to hell?
it sucked me down,

I found myself inside a cave,
not hell but fucking paradise!
ten naked nymphs no less drove up to me
in a metallic grey Audi TT
with sacks of cannabis and cash, a new hi fi,
then Calvin Klein appeared before my very eyes
with his latest collection of Y-front’s, wow!
I was so happy, fuck! for the first time in years,
I smiled,

But it didn’t last,
it never does,
they found the cave, the men in white,
they trashed the hi fi, stole my car,
smoked my pot then raped the nymphs
(and calvin klein)


and as they tied me to a stake
I said to one aloud,
if you’re ever down just spank a cloud!
to which he replied as he set me on fire,
that I was a stupid prick
to stand naked in winter on Tumbledown Dick,
and did I honestly think that god would let me get away with it?

No, I guess not.