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The Hippo & the Jellyfish
The hippo and the jellyfish
sat down one day for tea
they mixed banana
cocktails
and danced beside the sea
The jellyfish grew tipsy
and the hippo gave a snort:
I see you've gone all
floppy
what a queer fish I've caught!
I'd better use a condom
the jellyfish replied
without the right
protection
you're in for a surprise
So if I float upon my bottom
the hippo shyly asked
Will you sting me with your
willy
as you come swimming past?
Published 26th Jan 2011
| Edited 9th Sep 2013
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26th Jan 2011 2:24pm
but why??
"I see you've gone all
floppy
what a queer fish i've caught"
HAH!
just the fact that 'floppy' has its own line...is SO funny to me! i'm such a dork.
"I see you've gone all
floppy
what a queer fish i've caught"
HAH!
just the fact that 'floppy' has its own line...is SO funny to me! i'm such a dork.
26th Jan 2011 5:43pm
It was the cocktails what done it, Jes.
(AIDS - together we can beat it - it's the Pope who's the dork)
Anonymous
26th Jan 2011 5:54pm
this one had me rolling
This is wonderful in so many ways, especially if interpreted
socio-politically. (Really! see Alice in Wonderland etc.) Great
logically and technically as well. I shall immediately start stuffing
your every line with bunches of profound meaningness. Goes straight to
my reading list. (The over-sized frog would approve as well.)
socio-politically. (Really! see Alice in Wonderland etc.) Great
logically and technically as well. I shall immediately start stuffing
your every line with bunches of profound meaningness. Goes straight to
my reading list. (The over-sized frog would approve as well.)
27th Jan 2011 12:36pm
27th Jan 2011 5:11pm
