crazy for you but mainly just crazy

lovin you is super cool
and tasting you is paradise
your smile turns me into a fool
i wanna stock your shelves with my merchandise

i wake up hard with you in my head
and weep tears of joy on my erection
never wanna wash the sheets on my bed
til you put down my insurrection

you make me smile, you make me grin
you're my soulmate and i'm your gigolo
fucking you's like angelically divine sin
so why not kiss me on my mistletoe?

two halves of one soul, that's gotta be fate
or at least something like true love
marry me baby or at least fornicate
just with me so i won't wear a glove!