Squishin' the Mitten: World's Dirtiest & Most Outrageous Fuck Poem/Song

Anaconda, fuck Jane Fonda
angry dragon, just tea bagging.
Around the world, pubes are twirled
back door action, balls in traction.
Back yard, use some lard
ballsacking, off whacking.
Beat cheeks, twin peaks
beef injection, third erection.
Bite the pillow, pussy willow
Bullwinkle, Annie Sprinkle.
Booty call, bugger all
bop and bang, sturm und drang.
BUFU, grind into
butt diddle, play my fiddle.
Carpet cleaner, suck my wiener
carpet munch, no cold lunch.
Cha-cha, ooh la la
chicken cutlet, keep the slut wet.
Chili dog, humping hog
Cleveland steamer, she's a screamer.
Cop's delight, black or white
chocolate dance, brief romance.
Daisy chain, candy cane
Davey Crockett, pocket rocket.
Dig out, girl scout
down and dirty, not past thirty.
Dip your wick, pogo stick
dirty swirly, short and curly.
Donkey punch, just a munch
double bag, swack and shag.
Double bass, poker face
doggy style, versatile.
Etch-a-sketch, just don't retch
flood the cave, finger wave.
From-be, gotta' pee
flying camel, female mammal.
Get lucky, meet Chucky
Gaylord Perry, pop that cherry.
Get some stank, she's a skank
give her bone, blown and groan.
Golden shower, on the hour
have a go, won't say no.
Hershey highway, do it my way
hide salami, wet and balmy.
Hit it raw, devil's claw
in-and-out, mess about.
Jelly roll, other hole
jiggy-jig, pork that pig.
Kertang, robot wang
kicking it, banana split.
Make the beast, kebab feast
midnight cowboy, trusty plowboy.
Money shot, beauty spot
monkey wrench, quite the wench.
Muff dive, take five
paddycake, trouser snake.
Peg poke, stump-broke
pearl necklace, bareback reckless.
Pink glove, monkey love
pirate's treasure, strictly pleasure.
Plow the poon, sigh and swoon
pootie tang, suck my wang.
Portuguese, on your knees
pound the duck, finger fuck.
Pull a train, your insane.
Punching possums, open blossoms.
Rim job, knob throb
Queef and vart, pussy fart.
Rose creeper, stick it deeper
rusty trombone, musty hot zone.
Shop vac, balls intact
skrog and shined, from behind.
Smoke the pinky, love it kinky
squish her mitten, purrs like kitten.
Snowballing, ass hauling
snatch and spank, turn the crank.
Sperm wail, slap some tail.
take a ride, deep inside.
Tap that ass, in the grass.
three eye turtle, Olympic hurdle.
Twisted sister, tongue twister
trick Houdini, hide my weenie.
Wake up call, Chinese wall
wank tank, nail the skank.
You-know-what, roger that
zombie mask, please don't ask!
All the above are 100% authentic slang expression for sex - straight and kinky. You'l have a ball looking them up in the urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com -- - after which you may be so horny you'll want to shtupp a shiksa, do the back scuttle and pull a David Copperfield.

If you got off on  this poem, check out its randy sister: The Pussy Song: World's Dirtiest & Most Outrageous Poem at:
http://hellopoetry.com/poem/the-pussy-song-worlds-dirtiest-most-outrageous-poem/