Don't Know Much About Nothing At All

My book will never be about the art of dating
so please don't ask for advice
I tend to be much more reserved
in that regard I have more in common with the mice

So let me just stick with subjective views
covering two pacific states
for I do qualify in paying my dues
no test for echo required

The proverbial first base
is not one I even reach on a first date
content with a warm hug
am I in error to think more can wait?

Caressing represents second
getting past that nervousness in the gut
confess that the image does run around in my brain
a hand or two placed slowly on the butt

Third is oral exploration
I assume it is mutual for the writings don't hit specific detail
but suggests that when disrobing is connected
neither party has the desire to bail

I don't need to explain the home run swing
even a teenager growing up so fast is in the know
is that the apex of the pleasure hunt both parties can sing
except in this case both sides are winning

Can't even be certain of these definitions
for not everyone's steps are the same
one thing I know for sure
a total uncouth moron will still be left out in the cold and rain