Pussy Louping World Championships. [louping] Hurdling

   " Welcome my Lords, Ladies, Middletons, and those in standing section...the...Lowervilles.
Here we are, gathering of racing cocks, in what is the best cock hurdling in the planet, you better believe it."
             " And....There off! Its a louping start all names n variety of all the cocks. There approaching the first pussy hurdle named rightfully," cock chomper," Her name derives from her great, great pussy, "Bollock Muncher Cock Scruncher,"  nasty piece o pussy my fellow race watchers.  "One Eyed Willy," loups followed by..."Skinless sausage," whose louping from "Hairless Rat" who owes "One Armed Bandit a lick o his partners velvet mound, after a, cash for pussy race down in the Lowerville area,  who lost to "John Thomas" last year here at Pussy Balou"s Race Course.
"Tadger, Knob, Moby n Toby are trailing "The Bishop" who is gaining on "Tallywhacker"
        "All 44 Loupers have louped the first pussy safely. I can see the spectating penises are at attention, and the pussys are moist with the excitement, this is gonna be an exciting race"
        "The cocks are now a third of the way round the famous track here, there"s nowt to fear.
              "We have a new leading louper, its "Spanking The Monkey,"  tensing to loup over "Silk Heaven,"  "Silk Heaven" has stopped many a cock from continuing the race. Once you"ve felt those velvety soft silk lips, never do you go back to cotton"
   "Choking the chicken" is pecking away eager to catch "Monkey," but is quickly losing pace, the pack are as follows..."My member" then "Trouser Trout" "Cock" "Hot Beef Injector,"  At 1000-1, is "Blue Vein Flute" not cute, cant play a fucking note either. "Pocket Truncheon" has come to life and loups over, "Trophy Polisher" "Wee Man" gets caught and gets his trophy well and truly polished, aahhhh."
        "Baby Maker" follows, with "Turtle neck" making it safely over.
"Weiner" the American owned penis is safely in the middle of the pack of racers, louping along. Neck n neck its "Weiner and " Wee Willy Winkie" gearing up for the next treacherous loup. The approaching pussy is a right "Cunt" Normally fucks up everything in its path. Wee Willie Winkie stumbles and is snapped up by the "cunt"
This pussy, takes no prisoners. She"s a right deviant.
"Slinky" is behind , then " Cheese Collector,"
"Oh! my god, the 2nd entry from America is "Billy Bob," this is the biggest specimen ever to grace Ms "Pussy Balou"s"  track, its named after Actor "Billy Bob Thornton," owned by his ex, Angelina Gobbleme.
       "Billy Bob," is taking the berm to fast and for a penis this size, it needs to be cool. That's exactly what it is. Leaning,louping over the nasty "cunt" he quickly catches up with the race favourite..."My Hairy Banjo."
"Only a lap n a half to go "My Hairy Bango" is trapped among the most polished testies ever. All these penises are well seasoned veterans, many a loup... they"ve failed, embedding, softly againgst the pleasurable lips of love. Failure here can be rewarding.
" Coming from behind are the gay entry..." Butt Plugger" Swedish owned.
"The Bishop," is down and out, caught out by the second to last loup "Spunk Bucket,"  her previous occupation... She was a hooker. Now she can get as much cock and seed as she pleases, bliss for her.
"Twat,"  "Bolt hole," and the "Horn," have all fallen and run out of seed. the two Americans are strong, with "My Hairy banjo," catching up. "Blue vein flute"  has lost a very important component. A testicle, Ouch! The medical pussies are on the ball or so to speak. His race is over. No sweet sex for him tonight.
          "With just over half a lap to go "Hot Beef Injector," is in the lead,trailing is "John Thomas,"  "Smoked Sausage," Weiner, surprisingly, Billy Bob, Up the rear o Billy Bob comes " "My member," with a glint on the tip he makes a bolt to the final loup.
"There are two more final loups to go . In comes "Smoked sausage," with a late charge, but no. He"s fallen. Past goes the two americans, they loup "Axe wound," who happens to be on her menstrual cycle. Now you cocks. You sure as fuk don't wanna fall/ Especially face first. UUrrrrrgh!
"My member," the americans, and fans fav,"Hairy bango," all one eying up the final loup. The most hardest loup known in the racing season. Pussy Balou herself. "Weiner," stumbles before and loses all the testies from his dog.
"Billy bob," and "Hairy bango," are cock by cock, louping towards the final pussy. "My member," is louping as fast as he can, not to far behind.
  The "Americans," and "banjo," stop. A song they play together.
"My member," with all the blood to his helmet, he bounces and rolls his testicles to pass, to pass spitting joyus seed in    delight, he loups "Pussys," pussy, and wins.
What a race."
              " Collapsing, bollocks lying, tweaking behind him.
Standing to attention he receives his special trophy and extra special pussy, his own personal pussy, and owner...
"PUSSY GALORE."
       The spectators go wild in delight showering the winner and his pussy with their own love elixirs.
Cocks and Pussys letting go of all love fluids.
        " SEE YOU ALL NEXT YEAR, your compere. " Hard On Horace"