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Aging Romeo!
Having still got my own hair and teeth
It is my deep, sincere belief
I can still shag ya
If only with Viagra
I would screw you this week whilst yer husband's away
But the guy who lifts me on and off has gone on holiday!
Published 22nd Sep 2013
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23rd Sep 2013 00:02am
Thanks for the kind comment Jazzmanor I'm glad you were tickled by my nonsense!
Anonymous
23rd Sep 2013 1:45am
hahahaaaaaa, this is so good, i'm laughing so hard!!!!!
23rd Sep 2013 1:37pm
If I made you laugh Vee I've done what I set out to do. Thanks for your kind comment.
23rd Sep 2013 3:50am
bwahahahahaha.... you're stupid-silly-funny! I so love this, ......... and you! Xo
23rd Sep 2013 1:38pm
23rd Sep 2013 6:15pm
You never really run out of smoke in your aging engines...(LOL) funny mate!
I agree with bro. Jazz on the last line...that sealed this piece! You just made my day.
I agree with bro. Jazz on the last line...that sealed this piece! You just made my day.
24th Sep 2013 00:27am
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