ABC Obituaries

A is for Alan who tripped down  the stairs
B is for Bessie who fell from her chair
C is for Carl who was dropped on his head
D is for Diana who suffocated in Bed
E is for Evan who swallowed some Lead
F is for Flora who was stuck in the vent
G is for George  who  broke his neck
H is for Hope  who was encased in ice
I is for Ian who was eaten by mice
J is for Jen  who broke her skull
K is for Kyle who was trampled by bulls
L is for Lily who was beheaded by a axe
M is for Mark  who was poisoned by gas
N is for Nala who tripped through  broken glass
O is for Omar who got into a crash
P is for Penny who swallowed bleach
Q is for Quincy who was bitten by a leech
R is for Rose who was choked by thorns
S is for Sid  who was stabbed by  horns
T is for Tina who was crushed by  rocks
U is for Urkel who got quite a shock
V is for Vicky whose heart suddenly stopped
W is for Willy whose eyeballs popped
X is for Xenia who overdosed on  pills  
Y is for Yates  who got ill
Z is for Zoey  who never finished her last will