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I had written you a really long letter but decided not to send it
Then I wrote you a really short note
and decided since there is no way to mend it
we may as well end it

Before I had written you a really long letter
that clearly would show oh how I'm such a prick
I decided to try my hand
at writing a really clever limerick  

In the next verse below
I'm pretty sure this will show
That the ship has sailed
and we've completely failed

I once knew a girl who would come over to my hut
when she was here, I'd blow my nut
her name was REDACTED and she once said
even though I'm married, I'll get into your bed
since she was a slut, I put my cock in her &@$$