What a load of shit.

"Such an innocent, beautiful little girl."
Innocent? Little?
Have you been digging your fingers in your ass?
What a load of shit.

"She's such a bitch!"
Bitch? And what mouth is that coming from?
Have you been digging your fingers in your ass?
What a load of shit.

"Your dad wants you to visit."
Really, now. He wants me to visit after he's hardly had anything to do with me?
Has he been digging his fingers in his ass?
What a load of shit.

My step mother wants me to be perfect like my sister.
Are you serious?! Shut the fuck up and leave me alone!
Has she been digging her fingers in her ass?
What a load of shit.

Tons of bitches talk about me.
Guess what? I don't care. You think I'm a whore? Bitch please, you'll have herpes by the age of seventeen.
Have they been digging their fingers in their asses?
What a load of shit.

I would like to slit all of their throats.
Good day, friends.
I hope you have a wonderful, AIDS-filled day.