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Snow White vs. Cinderella (Poetry battle)

EPIC POETRY BATTLE OF HISTORY.  
 
SNOW WHITE VS CINDERELLA  
 
BEGIN
 
Snow white:  
 
Cinderella dressed in yella,  
but you're dirty far from a  
stella.  
 
A carriage of pumpkin's hollow
too bad at 12 it fell shallow.  
 
Turning mice, you pay the price.
 
Losing your shoe was an act, you
wanted a revenge that's a fact.
 
You wanted the stepsisters in  
complete despair, so leave
the prince to find the missing pair.  
 
Cinderella:
 
You eat red, you fell dead.
 
You call me dirty, but you  
live with 7 men and have no  
remorse. All of whom are
weird of course.  
 
You cleaned an old abandoned cottage.
You're Disney's mechanism
for stereotypical feminism.  
But I did my chores by force,
so why don't you go check your
source?  
 

Snow white:

 
I fell asleep, but at least  
I didn't have a curfew,
and my dress wasn't ruined  
like an undisciplined nephew.  
 
Oh wait, you're an orphan. Mommy
and daddy aren't coming back,  
a real family is what you lack.
 
Cinderella:  
 
Why are you so light?  
Snow white, pale bright.
I'm guessing you never
heard of a tan or stepped
on sand. Mirror mirror on
the wall, you're definitely  
fairest of them all.  
 
Snow white:  

Your godmother gave you fake sympathy,
so gave up what's left of your depressing
apathy.  
 
She said, "helping someone who is sad wouldn't
be so bad."
 
Cinderella:
 
This is the fin, the end.
My man can save me in a "surry",  
but your dwarfs couldn't rescue  
you in a hurry.  
 
Who won?  
Who's next?
You decide.
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