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Snow White vs. Cinderella (Poetry battle)
EPIC POETRY BATTLE OF HISTORY.
SNOW WHITE VS CINDERELLA
BEGIN
Snow white:
Cinderella dressed in yella,
but you're dirty far from a
stella.
A carriage of pumpkin's hollow
too bad at 12 it fell shallow.
Turning mice, you pay the price.
Losing your shoe was an act, you
wanted a revenge that's a fact.
You wanted the stepsisters in
complete despair, so leave
the prince to find the missing pair.
Cinderella:
You eat red, you fell dead.
You call me dirty, but you
live with 7 men and have no
remorse. All of whom are
weird of course.
You cleaned an old abandoned cottage.
You're Disney's mechanism
for stereotypical feminism.
But I did my chores by force,
so why don't you go check your
source?
Snow white:
I fell asleep, but at least
I didn't have a curfew,
and my dress wasn't ruined
like an undisciplined nephew.
Oh wait, you're an orphan. Mommy
and daddy aren't coming back,
a real family is what you lack.
Cinderella:
Why are you so light?
Snow white, pale bright.
I'm guessing you never
heard of a tan or stepped
on sand. Mirror mirror on
the wall, you're definitely
fairest of them all.
Snow white:
Your godmother gave you fake sympathy,
so gave up what's left of your depressing
apathy.
She said, "helping someone who is sad wouldn't
be so bad."
Cinderella:
This is the fin, the end.
My man can save me in a "surry",
but your dwarfs couldn't rescue
you in a hurry.
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide.
SNOW WHITE VS CINDERELLA
BEGIN
Snow white:
Cinderella dressed in yella,
but you're dirty far from a
stella.
A carriage of pumpkin's hollow
too bad at 12 it fell shallow.
Turning mice, you pay the price.
Losing your shoe was an act, you
wanted a revenge that's a fact.
You wanted the stepsisters in
complete despair, so leave
the prince to find the missing pair.
Cinderella:
You eat red, you fell dead.
You call me dirty, but you
live with 7 men and have no
remorse. All of whom are
weird of course.
You cleaned an old abandoned cottage.
You're Disney's mechanism
for stereotypical feminism.
But I did my chores by force,
so why don't you go check your
source?
Snow white:
I fell asleep, but at least
I didn't have a curfew,
and my dress wasn't ruined
like an undisciplined nephew.
Oh wait, you're an orphan. Mommy
and daddy aren't coming back,
a real family is what you lack.
Cinderella:
Why are you so light?
Snow white, pale bright.
I'm guessing you never
heard of a tan or stepped
on sand. Mirror mirror on
the wall, you're definitely
fairest of them all.
Snow white:
Your godmother gave you fake sympathy,
so gave up what's left of your depressing
apathy.
She said, "helping someone who is sad wouldn't
be so bad."
Cinderella:
This is the fin, the end.
My man can save me in a "surry",
but your dwarfs couldn't rescue
you in a hurry.
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide.
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