Big Girls Dreams

A thoroughly modern young woman wanted a break from the rat race so she packed her picnic, gear, and strolled off to the woods.

Having found a pleasant spot with sunshine she spread most of the contents of her basket on a blanket, stripped off completely and lay back against a tree stump covered in soft green moss for a quiet toke or three whilst the sunbeams played  with her perfect form.

Just as she was feeling the way that she wanted  a big Wolf in denims swaggered up, leered at this pretty young things felinity and beauties, licked his teeth, saying.

‘Hey doll-face be frightened, very frightened.'

'Yeah why.' she said in a street-wise voice?

Although a little fazed the big Wolf replied.

'For starters I am going to  play with your beauties.’ He snarled as if to intimidate her.

As quick as a flash young thing reached into her basket, pulled out a  9mm and let a round off between the wolf’s legs...then looked him straight in the eyes and said;-
‘No way...its my way or the highway! …by the book big boy or, I will blow your f*****g head off.

Use that big tongue, every millimetre! before you eat me.’

My name is Hood. Red riding Hood.’