Balanced Need

Bert has Ernie,
Barbie has Ken;
I have got the greatest yen.

Beer has hops,
Wine has grapes;
Keep the shadow, I like its scrapes.

Night has day,
Sun-set has rise;
Move those hands between my thighs.

Up has down,
left has right;
Take your time, we have all night.

Vodka has tonic,
Coke has rum;
It won’t be long before I come.

Tea has coffee
Milk has juice
Devour me o’mighty Zeus.

Travelers have luggage,
Hotels have guests,
Why don’t you come kiss my breasts?

Pancakes have syrup,
Buffet’s have eggs;
Place yourself between my legs.

Crimes have criminals,
Juries have peers;
Wipe away my happy tears.

Nuns have habits,
Sinners have sins;
This is a game where everyone wins.

Burns had Allen
Carter had Cash
Touch me more, so bold and brash.

I had you
You had me
Thoughts of that fill head with glee.





**Open to comments, but not don't be overly critical, I wrote this poem as a joke!  :)