Chunder- Monkey (Pachacuti remake)

I'm Chunder-monkey the Vomit lord
All other folks dreaded
I spew up on all over the fair earth
Your way its headed

When it comes to fouling up the land
I am the type to risk it
But its how I chuck up friends
That really took the biscuit

I hack like a gull
(Do the Chunder-monkey)
Mouth open whole
(Do the Chunder-monkey)
The sight awlays alarms
(Do the Chunder-monkey)
Stumble into farms
(CHUNDER-MONKEY)

Once after at a bar 
I caused a rightful strife
Because you see I seemed to
Make a pass at your wife

She was my whore
I then used to boast
That little lie helped hurt my face
But your fist helped the most!

I hack like a gull
(Do the Chunder-monkey)
Mouth open whole
(Do the Chunder-monkey)
The sight awlays alarms
(Do the Chunder-monkey)
Stumble into farms
(CHUNDER-MONKEY)

If you were in the street
I'd mouth you off and then
I'd pick a fight and have a piss
And mouth you off again!

I'd ask for a kebab
Covered in strawberry jelly
Goes down like a trifle
But ends up far more smelly!

I hack like a gull
(Do the Chunder-monkey)
Mouth open whole
(Do the Chunder-monkey)
Say I slept with your mum
(Do the Chunder-monkey)
I've never had so much fun
(CHUNDER-MONKEY)