"TRY PRAYING"

Don't have money for the bus?
Don't worry.
Court case for bestiality.
No problems.
Disgusted at how broken our society is?
You don't even have to leave home.
Bullied?
Lonely?
you're looking in the wrong place.
Are you homeless
,a victim of a genocide?
Tired of people forcing
their views down your throat?
Have I got some advice for you!
"TRY PRAYING"
Proven to be 99% as effective
as doing nothing
or your money back
your sense though I'm afraid is gone forever.




(It's a slogan round the city on buses and billboards by a likely conservative-ish church plus I've had enough disputes with conservative religious folk this year)