The honest truth

Yeah I have friends
Some are better than others ,
But son, you ain't a friend.

We may go to the same school,
But that don't  mean we're cool.

You're a drama setter.
You're a girl hater.
Son, what you really need is a baby sitter.

Let me be honest with you.
It's not that I don't like you,
I'm just not like you.
Son, life ain't all about you.

You think you can ask any girl out?
And when she says no or I'm gay you can just pout?
No son, that's not what life is all about.

You think you can walk up in here all depressed,
And let people feel bad for you because you look a mess?
That ain't cute:
If that's what you want to do you should work in Hess!

Now I don't mean to hurt your feelings,
But you need to get some healing.
I ain't letting you near me to do some leaning.
You need to find your life's meaning
For the end is soon nearing.
I'm done with my preaching.
I ain't doing anymore leaching.

With my last whelp
I'm here to tell you go get help.