PE - A comedy piece

Hey all, this piece is a slammed up version of a piano lounge skit I do called "PE" between songs, its to get the audience to laugh out of the other depressing things I say when I do live sets, to mock style over substance performers and its to remind me to not be a such a negative prick too I guess :)
 
Thanks for watching!
 
So I got this mate, well hes more of a part time accomplice
His names P.E, you'll probably had some kinda interaction with him
In high school I never really cared for PE, nah id have much rather of had a beer and done something destructive
But these days, I love when PE’s around
Sometimes he stands for that Public Enemy, pressurising excise on a private entity
A proctologist’s enema of personal entry, profound English pushing easily past entropy
 
Yeah...  
He’s all of the above, but to me specifically PE is Positive Energy
Yeah I love when hes around me
Coz nobody can fuck with me
Not even that nihilistic narcissistic prick NE
Yeah U know NE, thats PE’s step brother
He comes around just as often as PE... perhaps even more
 
Anyway, NE's nowhere to be seen
and PE’s here now right now
So I gotta give him love rightttt
He gives me the confidence with consonants, the prowess wit vowels yes the great Gambino godsend of grammar that be lovin my literal lateral linguistic lampoons of language, levitating longitude & latitude, let loose by lethargic lemmings like me
Eh PE, ya hear that?
 
But he’s walking away already, tired of my flaunting and arrogance
He yells over his shoulder, "people dont wanna hear linguistic gymnastic bullshit.. you just need one word"
One word PE! One word! outta this whole auto-didactic-al dictionary you’ve descended upon my dome, one word you say?!! To keep this postitive feeling flowing .. What one word will suffice?
 
He yells back, “Its yes, say it, see what happens”
 
Okay then... yes..
 
OI, PE, get back here, nothing happened!
 
“Oh mannn u gotta say it often, say it on the daily, use its variations, embody that shit… say  it in Vietnamese, if u must show off”
 
So on the daily I been saying: yes yes, yeah, okay, for sure, indeed, okay, yep, yeah, why not, affirmative, I agree, we'll try, sweeet...
 
Then to show off I say:
Vang, da, u, phai co, roi, duoc roi, dong y, su that, chac chac van van thoi thoi thoi thoi dung roi!!!
 
Oooo Im feeling more positive already!!!
 
So cheers PE, coz I still say no.. (oh yeah for sure)
But I been thinking yes a lot more.