Drinking alcohol - what a bore! Hasn't it been done before? Just the thought will make me yawn, It is more dull than mowing lawn, To watch grass grow would be more fun. But alcohol is not just dumb, It is the drink that is the link, To illness, death and injury, And many forms of misery. Tobacco's bad but booze is worse, There is on earth no greater curse. So many travel in a hearse, Too young to die, destroyed by booze, Reported by the evening news. To meet their early grave they go, Like those I now describe...