Submissions by rickthepoetwarrior
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I write mainly satire using poetry. Subjects include politics, technology, culture and farts.
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
19th Dec 2024 8:52pm
19th Dec 2024 8:52pm
Curl, Heave, and I’ves Plum Puddin’ Disaster
Sung to ‘Have a Holly Jolly Christmas’ by Burle Ives
Have a hardly jolly Christmas
It's the wurst time of the year
When you’re old and sore
Drip cough and snore
Half a craps your fear
Ho Ho
You want to go
Butt ooh can hardly pee
Presents waiting there for you
Underneath the T
Have a hardly jelly Christmas
It's the waist time of the year
Yule want to go
Butt U cant snow
Your best is half a smear
Oh Oh
The missing po
Hung where you can't see
Some body dangles there for you ...
Have a hardly jolly Christmas
It's the wurst time of the year
When you’re old and sore
Drip cough and snore
Half a craps your fear
Ho Ho
You want to go
Butt ooh can hardly pee
Presents waiting there for you
Underneath the T
Have a hardly jelly Christmas
It's the waist time of the year
Yule want to go
Butt U cant snow
Your best is half a smear
Oh Oh
The missing po
Hung where you can't see
Some body dangles there for you ...
#Christmas
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
11th Dec 2024 00:25am
11th Dec 2024 00:25am
You Can't Insure Death
So what! Big deal! A CEO dies
Too bad killer didn't biggie the fries
Insurance to boot
There's no surprise
Executive privilege
Often relies
In shareholder's name
Your claims denies
So policy holder
Delivered surprise
Good example to follow?
Perhaps time to rise?
Your aim is a message
To heads of big I.s
Too bad killer didn't biggie the fries
Insurance to boot
There's no surprise
Executive privilege
Often relies
In shareholder's name
Your claims denies
So policy holder
Delivered surprise
Good example to follow?
Perhaps time to rise?
Your aim is a message
To heads of big I.s
#inequality
#poverty
#power
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UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
2nd Dec 2024 4:44am
2nd Dec 2024 4:44am
Breast Fantasy
I could write a poem
On your tits
It would be big
And beautiful
And rhyme in pairs
‘Cause
Triplets
Would be kind-a-weird
On your tits
It would be big
And beautiful
And rhyme in pairs
‘Cause
Triplets
Would be kind-a-weird
#admiration
#love
#obsession
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DRUGS POEM
Published
2nd Dec 2024 4:29am
2nd Dec 2024 4:29am
A Woman's PMS Pictograph Poem
She loves her husband
He drinks, he's depressed, confused
He's hurting himself
She's enabling him
She draws and doodles
Love!
Square box with curly-ques inside
Stylized Love LOVE!!
PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS in shadow box
Box, then box with crosshairs
Love, Love, scratched out, scribbled over
Bunny picture
Bigger bunny picture
Fill big square with with little loopedey loops
Big checkerboard square
Small checkerboard square
Let's go home
I'm tired
He drinks, he's depressed, confused
He's hurting himself
She's enabling him
She draws and doodles
Love!
Square box with curly-ques inside
Stylized Love LOVE!!
PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS in shadow box
Box, then box with crosshairs
Love, Love, scratched out, scribbled over
Bunny picture
Bigger bunny picture
Fill big square with with little loopedey loops
Big checkerboard square
Small checkerboard square
Let's go home
I'm tired
#addiction
#depression
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
1st Dec 2024 4:04am
1st Dec 2024 4:04am
Deal Meal
Make it a meal
Seems like a deal
More for less reel
Has squeak appeal
Let's just reveal
What's under the seal
Like banana peel
Spent how you'll feel
The extra you got
Is just plain rot
Sugar/starch lot
Was tossed in a pot
Pushed through a slot
Tied in a knot
Sold with a plot
Gourmet it's not
What's served is all air
Puffed magic prepare
Exaggerate's care
Extremed ordinaire
Sold as good food ware
So bad for health fare
So just you beware
Best before
Dare ...
Seems like a deal
More for less reel
Has squeak appeal
Let's just reveal
What's under the seal
Like banana peel
Spent how you'll feel
The extra you got
Is just plain rot
Sugar/starch lot
Was tossed in a pot
Pushed through a slot
Tied in a knot
Sold with a plot
Gourmet it's not
What's served is all air
Puffed magic prepare
Exaggerate's care
Extremed ordinaire
Sold as good food ware
So bad for health fare
So just you beware
Best before
Dare ...
#food
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
29th Nov 2024 6:45am
29th Nov 2024 6:45am
In The Headlights
Black Friday's here
Let's all give cheer
To smell of fear
Don't miss out dear
Let's all give cheer
To smell of fear
Don't miss out dear
#consumerism
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
28th Nov 2024 6:43am
28th Nov 2024 6:43am
You Can Fuel
Hooray for Big Brother
Cancel culture's Mother
Ban, shun, smother
Erase each every other
Free speech is now taboo
Opinion's poll now true
By experts who know you
All of the time
Cancel culture's Mother
Ban, shun, smother
Erase each every other
Free speech is now taboo
Opinion's poll now true
By experts who know you
All of the time
#freedom
#politics
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
28th Nov 2024 3:44am
28th Nov 2024 3:44am
After Math
The dust has settled
The vote is in
The Right has won
Left in the bin
What will happen
The next four years
Will appraised Right
Be Left in tears
We'll all find out
What will be
Four years score
Or severe see
The vote is in
The Right has won
Left in the bin
What will happen
The next four years
Will appraised Right
Be Left in tears
We'll all find out
What will be
Four years score
Or severe see
#culture
#freedom
#politics
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
24th Nov 2024 10:53pm
24th Nov 2024 10:53pm
Kill All Cats
It's still bugging me
Bloody cat food
Should I direct my anger
At cat food
Why not?
My food contains
Processed – May contain – Warning
My cat's food
“Biologically Appropriate Nutrients”
“Specially Selected”
“All Natural”
Bloody cats!
Bloody cat food
Should I direct my anger
At cat food
Why not?
My food contains
Processed – May contain – Warning
My cat's food
“Biologically Appropriate Nutrients”
“Specially Selected”
“All Natural”
Bloody cats!
#consumerism
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
24th Nov 2024 9:27pm
24th Nov 2024 9:27pm
Modern Living
So it’s I don’t know
So it’s I don’t care
Modern living
Under where
The Middle Class
Have gone to sheep
In branded linen
Secrets sleep
Woken weekday
Shutters peep
Don® Care-less® Kotten®
Fashion creep
Long endless fares
Jammed knee deep
“It’s only business”
Morals sweep
Scarf instant lunches
Calorie heap
A quick refresher
Just one seep
“It’s only business”
Morals sweep
Then drag back home
Promise to keep
In branded linen
Secrets steep ...
So it’s I don’t care
Modern living
Under where
The Middle Class
Have gone to sheep
In branded linen
Secrets sleep
Woken weekday
Shutters peep
Don® Care-less® Kotten®
Fashion creep
Long endless fares
Jammed knee deep
“It’s only business”
Morals sweep
Scarf instant lunches
Calorie heap
A quick refresher
Just one seep
“It’s only business”
Morals sweep
Then drag back home
Promise to keep
In branded linen
Secrets steep ...
#consumerism
#identity
#morality
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
21st Nov 2024 7:19am
21st Nov 2024 7:19am
No One Knows
Bone
Cone
Hone
Lone
Pone
Tone
Zone
None
Done
Gone
Cone
Hone
Lone
Pone
Tone
Zone
None
Done
Gone
#dialogue
#philosophical
#PowerOfWords
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
21st Nov 2024 7:05am
21st Nov 2024 7:05am
Upsized
So Jews run Congress
Why be surprised?
That 'woken' Right
Just opened their eyes?
Power mad Blues
Ate Zionist pies
It'll be the same dance
By the Red ties
A new set of clowns
Aping new lies
Both parties dance
For Berger with fies.
Why be surprised?
That 'woken' Right
Just opened their eyes?
Power mad Blues
Ate Zionist pies
It'll be the same dance
By the Red ties
A new set of clowns
Aping new lies
Both parties dance
For Berger with fies.
#corruption
#deception
#politics #power
#politics #power
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