Submissions by rickthepoetwarrior
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I write mainly satire using poetry. Subjects include politics, technology, culture and farts.
H One B Or Not One Be
So Trump has flipped
On H One B
He had to though
X-plain to see
When Elon speaks
Trump will jump
Ongoing fealty
Monkey pump
Musk owns Trump
You MAGA fools
Elon calls shots
And Donald drools
#MAGA #USA #X #trump #poetry
On H One B
He had to though
X-plain to see
When Elon speaks
Trump will jump
Ongoing fealty
Monkey pump
Musk owns Trump
You MAGA fools
Elon calls shots
And Donald drools
#MAGA #USA #X #trump #poetry
#politics
27 reads
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Trump's A. Null Desire
Trump's no Hitler
That's for sure
Unlike Adolf
Don's manure
Adolf
He no like a Jew
Donald
He blow Netanyahu
Wehrmacht
On the Russian Steppe
Walmart
On the Gaza Strip
Two-state solution
Not a chance
When puppet Don
Do Bibi prance
That's for sure
Unlike Adolf
Don's manure
Adolf
He no like a Jew
Donald
He blow Netanyahu
Wehrmacht
On the Russian Steppe
Walmart
On the Gaza Strip
Two-state solution
Not a chance
When puppet Don
Do Bibi prance
#oppression
#politics
#power
#racism
#war
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Deep State
Deep State” “Deep State”
Hear Right-wing hawking
But who's their soulmate?
Who pays for squawking?
They dance for their rich masters
Toady for TheRich
Whine for rich tastes
Like sniveling snitch
TheRich pay Right goof
While staying aloof
Right-wingers are slaves
For their rich masters
PS, Don't forget to visit my store
- Sale on Save the Rocky Mountain Three Spotted Snail
T's, mugs, and
You can dis me on 'MoreSuckUpToYourMasters.com'
#MAGA #USA #deepstate #minds #poetry
Hear Right-wing hawking
But who's their soulmate?
Who pays for squawking?
They dance for their rich masters
Toady for TheRich
Whine for rich tastes
Like sniveling snitch
TheRich pay Right goof
While staying aloof
Right-wingers are slaves
For their rich masters
PS, Don't forget to visit my store
- Sale on Save the Rocky Mountain Three Spotted Snail
T's, mugs, and
You can dis me on 'MoreSuckUpToYourMasters.com'
#MAGA #USA #deepstate #minds #poetry
#corruption
#politics
30 reads
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A Librarian Love Song
A way you read
Aye such a speed
I’d like to eat your brain
Your face, your guile
Your loving smile
Singsong without refrain
Even though
You know this po’
You’re secret I remain
Where lovers greet
Upon white sheet
We’ll meet and mete again
Aye such a speed
I’d like to eat your brain
Your face, your guile
Your loving smile
Singsong without refrain
Even though
You know this po’
You’re secret I remain
Where lovers greet
Upon white sheet
We’ll meet and mete again
#love
#respect
37 reads
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Curl, Heave, and I’ves Plum Puddin’ Disaster
Sung to ‘Have a Holly Jolly Christmas’ by Burle Ives
Have a hardly jolly Christmas
It's the wurst time of the year
When you’re old and sore
Drip cough and snore
Half a craps your fear
Ho Ho
You want to go
Butt ooh can hardly pee
Presents waiting there for you
Underneath the T
Have a hardly jelly Christmas
It's the waist time of the year
Yule want to go
Butt U cant snow
Your best is half a smear
Oh Oh
The missing po
Hung where you can't see
Some body dangles there for you ...
Have a hardly jolly Christmas
It's the wurst time of the year
When you’re old and sore
Drip cough and snore
Half a craps your fear
Ho Ho
You want to go
Butt ooh can hardly pee
Presents waiting there for you
Underneath the T
Have a hardly jelly Christmas
It's the waist time of the year
Yule want to go
Butt U cant snow
Your best is half a smear
Oh Oh
The missing po
Hung where you can't see
Some body dangles there for you ...
#Christmas
53 reads
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You Can't Insure Death
So what! Big deal! A CEO dies
Too bad killer didn't biggie the fries
Insurance to boot
There's no surprise
Executive privilege
Often relies
In shareholder's name
Your claims denies
So policy holder
Delivered surprise
Good example to follow?
Perhaps time to rise?
Your aim is a message
To heads of big I.s
Too bad killer didn't biggie the fries
Insurance to boot
There's no surprise
Executive privilege
Often relies
In shareholder's name
Your claims denies
So policy holder
Delivered surprise
Good example to follow?
Perhaps time to rise?
Your aim is a message
To heads of big I.s
#inequality
#poverty
#power
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Breast Fantasy
I could write a poem
On your tits
It would be big
And beautiful
And rhyme in pairs
‘Cause
Triplets
Would be kind-a-weird
On your tits
It would be big
And beautiful
And rhyme in pairs
‘Cause
Triplets
Would be kind-a-weird
#admiration
#love
#obsession
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A Woman's PMS Pictograph Poem
She loves her husband
He drinks, he's depressed, confused
He's hurting himself
She's enabling him
She draws and doodles
Love!
Square box with curly-ques inside
Stylized Love LOVE!!
PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS in shadow box
Box, then box with crosshairs
Love, Love, scratched out, scribbled over
Bunny picture
Bigger bunny picture
Fill big square with with little loopedey loops
Big checkerboard square
Small checkerboard square
Let's go home
I'm tired
He drinks, he's depressed, confused
He's hurting himself
She's enabling him
She draws and doodles
Love!
Square box with curly-ques inside
Stylized Love LOVE!!
PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS in shadow box
Box, then box with crosshairs
Love, Love, scratched out, scribbled over
Bunny picture
Bigger bunny picture
Fill big square with with little loopedey loops
Big checkerboard square
Small checkerboard square
Let's go home
I'm tired
#addiction
#depression
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Deal Meal
Make it a meal
Seems like a deal
More for less reel
Has squeak appeal
Let's just reveal
What's under the seal
Like banana peel
Spent how you'll feel
The extra you got
Is just plain rot
Sugar/starch lot
Was tossed in a pot
Pushed through a slot
Tied in a knot
Sold with a plot
Gourmet it's not
What's served is all air
Puffed magic prepare
Exaggerate's care
Extremed ordinaire
Sold as good food ware
So bad for health fare
So just you beware
Best before
Dare ...
Seems like a deal
More for less reel
Has squeak appeal
Let's just reveal
What's under the seal
Like banana peel
Spent how you'll feel
The extra you got
Is just plain rot
Sugar/starch lot
Was tossed in a pot
Pushed through a slot
Tied in a knot
Sold with a plot
Gourmet it's not
What's served is all air
Puffed magic prepare
Exaggerate's care
Extremed ordinaire
Sold as good food ware
So bad for health fare
So just you beware
Best before
Dare ...
#food
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In The Headlights
Black Friday's here
Let's all give cheer
To smell of fear
Don't miss out dear
Let's all give cheer
To smell of fear
Don't miss out dear
#consumerism
62 reads
1 Comment
You Can Fuel
Hooray for Big Brother
Cancel culture's Mother
Ban, shun, smother
Erase each every other
Free speech is now taboo
Opinion's poll now true
By experts who know you
All of the time
Cancel culture's Mother
Ban, shun, smother
Erase each every other
Free speech is now taboo
Opinion's poll now true
By experts who know you
All of the time
#freedom
#politics
65 reads
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After Math
The dust has settled
The vote is in
The Right has won
Left in the bin
What will happen
The next four years
Will appraised Right
Be Left in tears
We'll all find out
What will be
Four years score
Or severe see
The vote is in
The Right has won
Left in the bin
What will happen
The next four years
Will appraised Right
Be Left in tears
We'll all find out
What will be
Four years score
Or severe see
#culture
#freedom
#politics
66 reads
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